October 14, 2007

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
Director: Oh hell, does it really matter?
Writer: We're all dying in the end anyway.
Starring: A bunch of fuckers who can't act or sing.
Co-Starring: A bunch more fuckers who can't act or sing. And Aerosmith, but they're not enough to make up for the utter shittery.
Description: Just... . Seriously.
Rating: F-, and I don't give a shit if there's no such thing, there is now. This movie (because as sure as God's green earth this is NOT a film) is THAT bad.
In a word... _______________________. That's right, a huge FUCKING BLANK SPACE.

In-Depth Review!
I have only ever turned off two movies in my life. One was the Star Wars Christmas Special (and I'm not sure if that even counts) and the other was this.